Comedian Stephen Kruiser hijacks #FastFoodStrikes, takes on union leg-humpers

Comedian Stephen Kruiser hijacks #FastFoodStrikes, takes on union leg-humpers

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408549171528884224

A day when we stop counting calories? Sign. Us. Up.

Hey, left-wing union organizers and groupies, conservative comedian Stephen Kruiser has a little something to say about agitating to keep workers in entry-level jobs. Here’s his salty, flame-broiled hijacking of the #FastFoodStrikes hashtag.

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408551761771638785

But Kruiser isn’t just mocking; he’s also a giver. He offered some advice to would-be strikers and union thugs. #KruiserFeelings:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408552914097938433
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408556958417829888

Why the #FastFoodStrikes hashtag?

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408559176177049601

Dude, don’t make them start counting characters. Math is hard.

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408561435103338497
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408563422788210688
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408564496269971457

Who’s striking anyway?

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408565716401405952
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408571077053255680

At least the hashtag serves a purpose:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408566470335926272

And out of the woodwork they slither:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408567096151257088
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408570110643687424
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408572199985881088

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408575377187946496
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408580452312563712
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408583817260052480
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408585084795498496
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408586115562483712
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408586271175344128

Here’s the true evil of union pushers nutshelled in a single tweet:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408588590038278146

Bingo. All while union organizers enrich their coffers at the expense of workers. But just try getting that to sink in when you’re dealing with the perpetually thick-headed.

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408589855342333952
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408591145212473344
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408592203313725440
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408593572653309952
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408595885312847872
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408597389964877824

It’s late. Time to wrap things up.

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408598627192274945

Heh. Always room for a little more:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408600897845862402

Fluke powers, activate! Shape of … a rally of ones.

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408602610313093121
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/408604253704302592

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/05/take-that-union-leg-humpers-comedian-stephen-kruiser-hijacks-fastfoodstrikes-with-advice-and-mockery/

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