Duncan Sheik threatens to punch Greg Gutfeld in the neck; Gutfeld destroys

Duncan Sheik threatens to punch Greg Gutfeld in the neck; Gutfeld destroys

http://twitter.com/#!/TheDuncanSheik/status/318141852782055424

New tone!

.@theduncansheik Sending threats over the internet, and not even using @greggutfeld ‘s handle? You are really brave!

— AG (@AG_Conservative) March 31, 2013

Yes. He’s awfully brave to come to the rescue of a Hollywood celebrity, isn’t he? Aww, Duncan Sheik is so vewwy angwy that Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld has been righteously calling out actor Jim Carrey on his gun-grabbing ‘Cold Dead Hand’ jackassery. Calling gun owners “heartless motherf**kers” and mocking the late Charlton Heston? Totally fine. And if you dare call him on it, Duncan will punch you in the neck.

And it is so very courageous that he deleted that tweet. But, sorry Duncan: Twitchy and Twitter are forevah.

In which @theduncansheik threatens @greggutfeld #RedEye twitter.com/CatsPolitics/s…

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) March 31, 2013

Of course, like Jim Carrey, Duncan Sheik is trying to prop up his (one-hit wonder) career by politicizing tragedies. You see, he is releasing a gun-grabbing song as well.

“Lay Down Your Weapons” was written in 2011, while Sheik was on tour in Indonesia. “I have been playing it live during the past couple of tours and there have been many requests that I release some version of it,” Sheik says of the song. “Because of the the ongoing, senseless gun violence that is plaguing America I felt even more acutely that I wanted this song to be available to anyone who wanted to hear it. The lyric was not written as a political statement and is obviously a metaphor about fraught human relationships but I do feel personally there are many types of weapons out there that need to be ‘laid down’ for good and forever. Thank you for listening.”

Not a political statement. Even though he is releasing it due to “ongoing, senseless gun violence that is plaguing America.”

I think the video for Lay Down Your Weapons is up on my website. It’s by the most excellent visual artist John Duckworth.Enjoy.

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 27, 2013

Convenient! Duncan Sheik continues to expose his hate and his idiocy.

@greggutfeldJim Carrey’s has no “paymasters”. He does not benefit from his critique of NRA and Fox News. You do, apparently, suck their –

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

Classy.

Greg Gutfeld takes to Twitter to respond and destroys Sheik.

.@theduncansheik not the point old chap. But u get points for trying.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

..@theduncansheik are you still alive?

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld oh look! I’ve roused your rabble! What fun.

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

Hey @theduncansheik your last hit was in 96. Did we have cell phones then?

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld ok … This is twitter “punch in the neck” is a reference to a David Sedaris book. It’s a crass joke. You know that right?

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

A joke. Like Jim Carrey’s emoticons; he is totally loving and just joking! Serious You Guys.

The last time @theduncansheik had a hit Rachel still had feelings for Ross. #old #sad #drunk

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld Hi,I think this has gone far enough. I apologize if anyone saw my Sedaris quote as a real threat. Not my style. My bad. Truly.

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

@lunashallbefree actually you are right. Was a foolish tweet.

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

It’s par for the course, Mr. Sheik. The oh-so-tolerant Left? They always attack. Civility for thee, but not for me. Every time.

Sadly, Mr. Sheik didn’t learn and continues with the foolish.

So psyched for game of thrones … I need some entertainment after today’s absurdity …

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) March 31, 2013

Absurdity! Why can’t you bitterly clinging rubes just let him say whatever violent thing he wants with no questions? He then, of course, seeks out crapweasel Dana Vachon. As Twitchy reported, he jumped aboard the Fox News-bashing train.

@danavachon hello, brother ; )

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) April 1, 2013

Brothers. In hateful arms. Sheik then, of course, retweeted Jim Carrey. Fan boy!

RT @jimcarrey: Jesus was the ultimate example of forgiveness faith and renewal.Let’s lift our spirits to a brighter place,today.Hap… htt …

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) April 1, 2013

Hey @theduncansheik you’re the fortran of pop music.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

Zing!

We are “barely breathing”: Due to gasping for breath with giggles over this awesome mockery.

Oh hey, I misspelled Duncan Sheik. Probably because he’s DUNCAN SHEIK

— Leah Blair (@leahblizz) March 31, 2013

@jaycaruso Hell, musically @theduncansheik is a parody account of The Gin Blossoms.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 31, 2013

Who the hell is @theduncansheik? Is he the @the_ironsheik‘s unsuccessful brother?

— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) March 31, 2013

Dear @theduncansheik: of course @jimcarrey benefits from being anti-NRA. Hollywood doesn’t hire conservatives. @greggutfeld

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) March 31, 2013

NEXT UP: the dudes in the Macarena video give their opinion on @greggutfeld! @theduncansheik

— Leah Blair (@leahblizz) March 31, 2013

.@theduncansheik‘s greatest claim to fame is singing that one song we always skip past when listening to light 90’s radio in our cars

— Leah Blair (@leahblizz) March 31, 2013

.@theduncansheik I’m glad someone out there is willing to stand up for multimillionaire Hollywood celebrities. #kudos @greggutfeld #redeye

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 31, 2013

. @theduncansheik if you did that some might say he is “Barely Breathing”, and…I’d reference other titles of yours but there are none

— Michael DeMeulenaere (@MichaelDeek) March 31, 2013

cc @danavachon @theduncansheik RT @exjon: Criticizing Fox News is the last refuge of the dullard. #redeye

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) March 31, 2013

When you have nothing substantive to say, just make physical threats. Exhibit A: @theduncansheik #LiberalLogic #TweetLikeaLiberal

— Whitney Neal (@WhitneyNeal) March 31, 2013

Greg you had better watch out, he is after all, a one-hit wonder – RT @greggutfeld: @theduncansheik are you still alive?

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) March 31, 2013

#90sMusicBetterThanDuncanSheik Pavement “Blue Hawaiian” youtu.be/2IVToqYzBQo @theduncansheik

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 31, 2013

The first theme to The O’Reilly Factor #90sMusicBetterThanDuncanSheik

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 31, 2013

#truthbomb RT @the_zarf: All of it.#90sMusicBetterThanDuncanSheik

— the eye (@ShannonPoe) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld The last time @theduncansheik had a hit, I was typing “5318008” on my Audiovox beeper.

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 31, 2013

@exjon @greggutfeld Hell, last time @theduncansheik had a hit I was testing out my new 8-bit Nintendo.

— Jason B. Whitman (@JasonBWhitman) March 31, 2013

. @theduncansheik has leapt to defend @jimcarrey from @greggutfeld. Think I’ll wait and see what the dude from Men Without Hats has to say.

— Korey (@wickerman2kl) April 1, 2013

Stay tuned?

@mountaineerking @theduncansheik … again w the violent threats coming from the supposed peace loving left… irony? Or just sad?

— Thomas Evans (@ThomasEvans435) March 31, 2013

Bingo. Also, embrace the power of “and.”

Update: Threatening to punch someone in the neck is actually not a threat, rubes!

@al_b_damned was not threat unless you consider what Larry, Moe, and Curly said to each other “threats”. Happy Monday Everyone!

— Duncan Sheik (@TheDuncanSheik) April 1, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/01/one-punch-wonder-singer-duncan-sheik-threatens-to-punch-greg-gutfeld-in-the-neck-gutfeld-destroys/

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