‘Is Biden the first subject?’ Obama unveils initiative to map the human brain

‘Is Biden the first subject?’ Obama unveils initiative to map the human brain


Called the BRAIN Initiative (Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies), designed to prevent & treat brain disorders.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) April 2, 2013

The $100-million in federal funds to jumpstart the BRAIN program, will be a proposal in his 2014 federal budget to be unveiled next week.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) April 2, 2013

This morning, President Obama unveiled a $100 million initiative to map the human brain. While Vice President Joe Biden was on hand to play the potted plant role at Obama’s gun control speech last week, he wasn’t on camera to contribute his deer-in-headlights look during this announcement.

Why would the White House leave Uncle Joe out? Because the jokes pretty much write themselves.

Obama to announce brain mapping project. Is Biden the first subject?

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) April 2, 2013

#Obama wants federal funding to “map” the human brain. C’mon, Barack, just give up trying to figure Biden out. . . #tcot

— Stephen England (@stephenmengland) April 2, 2013

Obama to unveil brain mapping project-add VP Biden to the mix… twitter.com/JimmyWWalker/s…

— Jimmy W Walker (@JimmyWWalker) April 2, 2013

Save some money: start with Biden’s. RT @thecaucus Obama to Unveil Initiative to Map the Human Brain nyti.ms/YPk1cI

— LMX (@laurenmarie10) April 2, 2013

We just didn’t want to discriminate against Biden not having one. MT @rbpundit: Soon to be heard: “Why do you hate the brain?”

— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) April 2, 2013

President Obama announcing $100M brain mapping project. Creating map to find where VPOTUS Biden’s is & how he lives w/out it

— GWardHome (@gwardhome) April 2, 2013

They need a map to find Biden’s brain. RT @steviejwest: Oh. My. God. | Obama to propose $100M brain mapping project – townhall.com/news/politics-…

— Tim Wells (@RightWingNerd) April 2, 2013

Start with Biden’s. That won’t take long at all. – Obama to announce brain mapping project, sources say fxn.ws/XFj4EG

— R(@rlwood1) April 2, 2013


A helpful Twitter user provides an image of the map of Biden’s brain:

.@twitchyteam I’ve attached the complete map of Biden’s brain. You’re welcome. twitter.com/JustEric/statu…

— Eric C. (@JustEric) April 2, 2013

That’s no “garden variety” brain!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/02/is-biden-the-first-subject-obama-unveils-initiative-to-map-the-human-brain/

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