Obama: Jobs report? Laser-like focus ‘moves forward’ to Elmo, lady parts

Obama: Jobs report? Laser-like focus ‘moves forward’ to Elmo, lady parts


President Obama sure does have a laser-like focus … on your “lady parts!” President Obama held a rally in Virginia today and he used it to claim that now we are moving forward again because of the latest jobs report. Or something.

“Today, I believe that as a nation, we are moving forward again.”—President Obama in Fairfax, VA

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 5, 2012

Really? Numbers are hard. Mitt Romney serves out a bit of truth.

Today’s disappointing unemployment report is not what a real recovery looks like. We can’t afford another four years like the last.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 5, 2012

Indeed. But that didn’t stop President Obama from rallying for delusions in Virginia today.

“After losing about 800,000 jobs a month when I took office, our businesses have now added 5.2 million new jobs over the past 2.5 years.”

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 5, 2012

And Pres Obama warns GOP today's unemployment news "not an excuse to talk down the economy to score a few political points."

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012

Oh, our sides! President Demagoguery is lecturing on political points? And he “feels your pain.”

Obama in Virginia campaigns on jobs number says seen too much pain to turn back the clock blasts another round of topdown economics

— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) October 5, 2012

Hurl. Twitter users aren’t buying it.

Four years and $820 billion later, Obama got the unemployment rate all the way down to the one we had when he took office. #forward

— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) October 5, 2012

'We are moving forward to the place where we started from when I took office" @BarackObama

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 5, 2012

Heh… why is Obama lying on my TV? #Forward

— Rschrim (@Rschrim) October 5, 2012

@jimgeraghty as we've always said

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 5, 2012

President Obama then pivoted to some sexist pandering and using of women, natch. That’s how he rolls.

Pres Obama slammed Romney for opposing contraceptive care coverage for women – "which is vital for women's health."

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012

Yeah, no, it’s not. But the truth doesn’t matter when you have “lady parts” in your laser-y sights.

"I don’t think a working mom in Arlington (VA.) should have to wait to get a mammogram because money’s tight," the pres told his rally.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012

Obama at a VA rally says economic issues that effect women did not get enough attention at Wednesday's debate.

— Caroline Horn (@CNHorn) October 5, 2012

Translation: That’s why he blew the debate. He wasn’t able to let out his misogynist to tell women to vote like their lady parts depend on it. Because, he has nothing else. He didn’t give anything, besides his shoes, attention, because he couldn’t.

To keep Obama from staring at his shoes next debate, aides will paint FAST and FURIOUS on top of each.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2012

He was far too busying flailing and floundering. If only he could have used women, as usual! Then he would have totally won the debate. Pesky women.

Then he uttered this knee-slapping line:

Pres. Obama: "Upholding the principles of equal pay for equal work. That was one of the first bills I signed into law." #ForwardVA

— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) October 5, 2012

To quote Obama: “Uh … um …”

#WarOnWomen RT @FreeBeacon: Equal work for equal pay? Not in Obama's White House http://t.co/29395ro9 or his campaign http://t.co/Mdz12Q6p

— Andrew Bair (@ProLifePolitics) October 5, 2012

And from lady parts to Elmo.

Pres Obama again mentioned Big Bird and Elmo – as targets of Mitt Romney's budget cuts.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 5, 2012

RT @MelissaTweets: RT @donsurber: Obama is now defending Big Bird and your lady parts. He's phoning it in folks.

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) October 5, 2012

Phoning it in, indeed.

Pres. Obama: "It's just one month. You have a very big decision to make." Women In Crowd: "We Want You!" POTUS chuckles. #ForwardVA

— Nerdy Wonka (@NerdyWonka) October 5, 2012

And he’s laughing if you pick up the phone. You’ve come a long way, baby.

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