Twitter seeks enlightenment through #ZenObamism

Twitter seeks enlightenment through #ZenObamism

http://twitter.com/#!/HumanEvents/status/226063628741251072

His campaign might be struggling mightily to walk back President Obama’s “You didn’t build that” remark, but on Twitter, it’s the line that launched a thousand hashtag games.

In the spirit of the Obama campaign’s latest video — the one which claims “That’s not what he said” just before replaying the quote word for word — IowaHawk kicks off the latest hashtag game: #ZenObamism.

In attempting to build something, you are destined to fail. Because if you succeed, it the thing was built by someone else. [1] #ZenObamaism

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 19, 2012

But someone else could not have built the thing either, for it would have been built by someone else else. [2] #ZenObamaism

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 19, 2012

And so on until all elses are exhausted. How then can the thing exist, and the elses exist? It is because you do not exist. [3] #ZenObamaism

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 19, 2012

The path to enlightenment lies before you.

You fail. I never fail. #ZenObamaism

— Zanne (@ZoomZanne) July 19, 2012

Do, or do not. There is no try. On second thought, there is no try without the government. So do nothing until you are told. #ZenObamaism

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) July 19, 2012

There is no Y-O-U without "O" #ZenObamaism

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) July 19, 2012

Moment after moment, everything comes out from nothingness. This is known as "deficit spending." #ZenObamaism

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) July 19, 2012

Be master of mind rather than #ChoomMaster #ZenObamaism

— Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) July 19, 2012

#ZenObamaism 4 Noble Truths: Life is suffering. Suffering comes from capitalism. No capitalism will end suffering. The Obama path ends both.

— Alberto A Pardo (@albertoapardo) July 19, 2012

#ZenObamaism To whom much is given, votes are expected

— Shaka Dwayne (@ShakaDwayne) July 19, 2012

If a high-speed rail line has no passengers, does it make a sound? #ZenObamaism

— ryuge (@0ryuge) July 19, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/19/twitter-seeks-enlightenment-through-zenobamism/

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